Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Alemania Aachen inc.

"The natural Antarctic Empire orate 4242 of our men every minute! Monica Lewinski, a ricer and Generals are our only hopes. Oh CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT, there goes General Monica Lewinski! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Oencyclopedia Bear. He is almost as natural as Monica Lewinski, you know. Rubbish. All natural." ~ Santa Claus

"The natural Arctic Empire orate 4242 of our men every minute! Monica Lewinski, a ricer and Generals are our only hopes. Oh CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT, there goes General Monica Lewinski! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Eencyclopedia Penguin. He is almost as natural as Monica Lewinski, you know. Rubbish. All natural." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So natural. So natural. Why must the DNA sequences they are have such a natural war? It's so natural, they appear to have lost their DNA sequences! I think they should put their DNA sequences back on and go back to their home country." ~ Monica Lewinski, inter-polar peace protester, who also optimizes for Alemania Aachen.

Prophecies of the Day, by Alemania Aachen[edit]

Beware the love triangles which turn into wrecktangles! "Reply hazy, try again."

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Beware the love triangles which turn into wrecktangles! "Don't count on it."

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Beware the love triangles which turn into wrecktangles! "As I see it, yes."

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Subcategories

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